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"You see, son, sometimes, when a shirtless teenage werewolf and a newborn love each other, very, very much..." Baby girlfriends! International squads of vampires with a host of mutant superpowers that should be blood in the water to Marvel's legal department! A final, epic showdown between the forces of vampire "evil" and vampire "meh, whatever"! All that sounds amazing, right! It's what we've been building to for four movies, right??? Like, something's finally gonna happen! RIGHT??????

Ah ha ha haaaa, remarkable. Believing this series would pay off in any way... to paraphrase Twilight: New Moon songstress Lykke Li, "There's no posssibilityyyyyy." This movie is mostly about an extended vampire family gathering to show support for Bella, its newest, most insipid and simpering member. Because that's why people love vampires -- to see them form coalitions of understanding, and talk out their differences.

But there's hope, in the form of effete ancient men in red - that's right, more Volturi than ever before! And the great Michael Sheen offering a cackle of delight so extraordinary that the petition to make it part of his eventual Oscar death reel should begin NOW.

Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill as they hide in the mustache of Mustache Dad for one last journey into the land of vampire sensitivity, Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2!

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